That got a genuine laugh out of Leonard, grin bright enough to make his eyes wrinkle at the corners. "Oh, excuse me, Mr. Farmboy. I'll be sure to update my vernacular as to not offend your delicate Midwest sensibilities in the future."
The rest just made Leonard smile wider in amusement. Just the thought of Jim sitting in a kissing booth with a band of ladies all lined up to get their kiss was enough to lift his spirits. He had a feeling Jim would garner the attention of more than just old ladies if he were to man a kissing booth now, though.
"Least we had cricks," he mocked with a nudge of his foot against Jim's, eyes rolling as he stirred his own food, so it'd cool quicker. "Not like in that damn Middle-of-nowhere you come from, where it's so dry my duck don’t know how to swim. Bet you folks wouldn't know a damn body of water if it bit you in the backside."
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The rest just made Leonard smile wider in amusement. Just the thought of Jim sitting in a kissing booth with a band of ladies all lined up to get their kiss was enough to lift his spirits. He had a feeling Jim would garner the attention of more than just old ladies if he were to man a kissing booth now, though.
"Least we had cricks," he mocked with a nudge of his foot against Jim's, eyes rolling as he stirred his own food, so it'd cool quicker. "Not like in that damn Middle-of-nowhere you come from, where it's so dry my duck don’t know how to swim. Bet you folks wouldn't know a damn body of water if it bit you in the backside."